Things People Ask You When You're Asian

Hey everyone, it's Ayumii!

I keep on saying I'll do more posts and pick up this blogging thing again but I haven't. So I'm really sorry about that, but due to all the homework I'm getting, I may not be able to post frequently ever again. //sobs// I won't close down this blog, but don't expect new posts flying at you every week.

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As you may have already figured out from my name, I'm Asian. So here are some questions you get when you're an Asian, and here are my usual, sarcastic, over-the-top responses to them.

Do you, like, eat everything with chopsticks?
Yeeep. Yes, we do.
So, like, even cereal?
Yeah. Yeah. We just, you know, poke our chopsticks around until we happen to stab a cornflake.

So...you're Asian, right?
I don't know. You tell me. Do I look Asian?

Are you, like, Japanese or Korean?
Oh, I don't know. I'm all of them actually. And you literally just skipped the biggest country in Asia. I would hate being your geography teacher.

Oh, so, you're Chinese? Can you, like, speak some Chinese right now?
Ching chong tomato. Bing bong potato.

Is, like, rice the only thing you eat?
Yeah, I faint if I don't have enough rice in my system. I'm not allowed to eat anything else, it's an ancient tradition that all Asians can only eat rice. Otherwise we die. Once, I tried to eat a piece of bread and my mum spanked me. It's that serious.

If you're Asian, you should, like, know karate, right?
Oh yeah. Been doing it since the age of six months. I'm above black belt. That's how good I am.

You're Asian, so, you're, like, good at maths, right? 
Yup. All up in that calculus shiz since 2003. (Side note: I'm not. I suck at maths XD)


If you can relate, leave a comment below. Thanks for reading!

The Rules of Truth or Dare

Hey everyone!

Recently, my friends and I have been playing Truth or Dare quite a lot. I don't feel like I need to explain this game, since it's very well known, but just in case you have no idea here is a short explanation I got off Wikipedia (here):

Truth or Dare? is a party game requiring two or more players. Players are given the choice between answering a question truthfully, or performing a "dare", both of which are set by the other players.

Usually there are a lot of limits to the game that people establish beforehand, stuff like dares can't be too inappropriate etc. The problem is that if you don't establish these rules before the game, things can get out of hand, and also people will find loopholes to your truths/dares and not do them properly. (Which, I can tell you, really sucks.)

So I thought I'd share the rules that my friends and I have agreed on (co-written by my good friend Nekuro), to make things generally easier when you play the game. Feel free to add or modify the rules to your liking, and also tell me what I should include in the comments!

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Our games of Truth or Dare do allow inappropriateish dares, so if you're going to use these rules, I suggest you add something about inappropriate dares. Also, since it's the summer holidays for us, we're playing over Skype, so you should modify these to fit real-life games of Truth or Dare.

1) What is said in this game, without permission, cannot be revealed to any other people who were not in the current game of Truth or Dare.

2) Don't judge the victim's answers/don't hold it against them as it's probably just for the sake of the truth/dare.

3) Truths & Dares have to be done without question. (No exceptions)

4) #HAVEMERCY (for the other people involved in the dare, not for the victim)

5) You can't choose truth more than two times in a row.

6) Everytime you start a new game of Truth or Dare you must create a new group, unless the group already has the players in it already (and ONLY the players, no one else). [only applies if you're playing over Skype or Kik or another similar instant messaging software]

7) You must wait two minutes to tell the person/people it was a dare, or as soon as they come online if they are offline. For dares that involve group chats, you must wait for two minutes to reveal that it's a dare if someone replies within two minutes of the dare. If no one replies, you have to wait until someone replies to reveal that it's a dare. The current members involved in the truth or dare game when the dare was issued don't count as repliers.

8) If you forfeit (refuse to do the truth/dare), you must immediately leave the group.

Hello

Oh. My gosh.

I cannot believe how irresponsible I have been.

How could I neglect this blog for...three months?!

Well, everyone, I am back from my unexplained and unexpected hiatus. And I come back to find...25 followers and almost 5000 pageviews. (//jaw drops//)

Thank you all so much and (whoopsies, one day late XD) Happy New Year everyone! Hopefully we'll all make it to the end of 2016...//anticipation music plays//

New posts shall be up soon.

Currently

Hey everyone! I just thought I'd give everyone an update on my life because, well, everyone loves me, so there. Your argument is invalid.

Currently Reading 

"The Colour of Magic" - Terry Pratchett

"The Shadowhunter's Codex" - Cassandra Clare & Joshua Lewis

Currently Listening To

"Stardust" - MIKA

"WILD" & "FOOLS" - Troye Sivan

"Flares" - The Script

Currently Drawing 

Wendy & Carla from Fairy Tail

Horses

Currently Enjoying

Riding downhill

Being on holidays

Currently Eating

Raspberry & White Chocolate Yoghurt

Oranges (sidenote: I've been eating like five of these a day which is really not healthy XD)

Currently Watching (Anime-wise :P)

Fairy Tail

Detective Conan

What have you guys been up to lately?

Apologies + New Sketches

Hey guys, I've been really inactive and I haven't posted for more than a month. I'm really sorry about that. I'll try and squeeze in time to blog over my stack of assignments, but no guarantees. I'm on school holidays though, I should have a lot of time to blog. (If I don't, scream at me remind me in the comments.)

Here is a GIF as an apology.

I hope these sketches will keep you entertained until I write up a new post :)

Who plays Minecraft? (Ooh, ooh, me!!)
Well here is a cave spider (anime, of course. Everything must be anime!).

Anime version of my friend :)

RAAAH! Bet I scared you XD
Lucy Heartfilia with a look of pure anger on her face.

Continuing on with the Minecraftime
(Minecraft + Anime? Get it? Oh my gosh I'm so smart).
Here is a snow golem.