April Fool's Pranks!

Tomorrow is the 1st of April, also known as...APRIL FOOL'S! This is like the only day where you can prank people, and have a valid excuse for it. So I have decided to compile a list of pranks that you can do (they're very easy, and won't get you into that much trouble...heheh) to practically anyone.

~ Do you want some chocolate? This is a classic. Hold out a piece of chocolate, and ask your victim if they want it. They say yes, you gulp it down and BAM! Happy April Fool's in their face.

~ Dolly needs a hug! Take some of the stuffing out of your sister's (or brother's, you never know) favourite doll, and replace it with water balloons. Then give it to your sibling and say something along the lines of "It looks a bit sad. How about you give it a big hug to cheer it up?"

~ Who are you? This is more of a group prank. Round up your friends and choose a victim. The trick is to pretend that you have absolutely no idea who your victim is, where they come from, your relationship with them, etc. It needs to seem like they've been wiped off the face of the earth.
   *IMPORTANT NOTE: Of course, if the joke goes on too long, or it goes too far, your victim may be offended. If they are, then you must confess immediately. Otherwise, you may need to think more carefully about who you choose. If they're your best friend, they'll probably think it's funny. A recent acquaintance? Maybe not so much. Pranks are only for a bit of fun, not to upset other people.

~ BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! Duct tape an airhorn behind the door handle, so whenever they open the door...heheheheh XD

That's all I have for now. Got any pranks? Comment below.

~ayumii

That Moment When...

Hey guys! You know those teenager posts that you can totally relate to? Well, here's a collection of some of the ones I can relate to (because I have no ideas at the moment for what I should post...comment below what you'd like to see on this blog)...

This happened to me the other day, actually. I zoned out and I was full-on staring at this year 9 kid, and when I finally realised I looked away and I could hear the guy telling his friends about the creepy girl sitting by the lockers. Talk about awkward!

Yes! I swear, sometimes I have a hearing deficiency. They're all like "...chocolate...banana...okay?" And I'm just like "Uhm...yes, totally. I agree with you. Go for it. Uh-huh." And then they give me this weird look like I didn't hear anything that they just said.

Yeaaah...I've had strangers ask me for candy...so awkward...but it's hilarious when you do it to someone else. One of my best friends (who wasn't my best friend at the time) had a bag of skittles, and I swear I must have been the most annoying human being in the history of the universe. I probably begged for candy every two seconds. And that is the story of how we became besties...jks, jks.

Me after every book I've read recently (except for Captain Underpants).

This usually happens with other people's parents.

Them: Hello, Ayumii. How's it going?
Me: Good.
Them: That's good.
//awkward silence//
Them: Well, I'd better get going. Nice talking to you!
Me: Yep.

I'm just one of those really awkward people who can't hold conversations...

What's your 'That Moment When...'? Comment below!

~ayumii

Video Games That You Should Play!

Book recommendation: The Forbidden Sea by Sheila A. Nielson

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I'm not a gamer. I practically need walkthroughs to get through every game. But, nonetheless, here are some epic games you should play!

~ Pokèmon! Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle? Don't know what the heck I'm talking about? //gasps in horror// At least try to salvage what little of your life you have left and BUY THE GAMES. Your life is NOT, I repeat, NOT, complete until you've played at least one game of Pokèmon. I suppose I should explain. Pokèmon are monsters that you can catch and battle with. There's a lot of thinking involved too, like what type (fire, water, grass, electric, etc) is super effective against what (water types would be super effective against fire types). It's a lot to take in at first, but trust me (I'M THE DOCTOR), it is so freaking addictive!

~ Minecraft! Everybody knows this game. So I probably shouldn't have to explain. But it's still one of the most popular games ever created. If Minecraft was a person, half my friends would marry it. Yes, they are that addicted. Not that it's a bad thing, of course. Personally, I envy their ability to be able to build, mine, craft, fight monsters, enchant, and defeat the End Dragon in two hours, tops. Two freaking hours! Plus,I am a total noob when it comes to this game.

Me: Is that a...ZOMBIE?!?! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! //goes into options and turns difficulty to peaceful//
Me: Hey, that little green thing's cute! Maybe it's friendly...wait, what?! It's expanding...//BOOM//...//Ayumii got blown up by a creeper//
Me: Ooh, it's a cow- OW WHAT THE HECK WHO DID THAT //whoosh thump// WHAT THE HECK I'M LOSING HEARTS AND THERE'S NOBODY AROUND ME //whoosh thump// WHAT IS THIS WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS HELP MEHHH //Ayumii got shot by a skeleton//

That's an average Minecraft session for me. But it is still endlessly fun. Especially on multiplayer servers. Here are some really fun ones:

us.mineplex.com
multicube.net
rsmv.net

There are way more that are probably tons more epic, but these are the ones that I usually play on.

~ Club Penguin-PSYCH! Powder Toy! Who doesn't enjoy blowing things up? I mean, HELLO?! Explosion?! Boom?! The incredible feeling you get when you completely obliterate something?! Powder Toy delivers all of that and more. This is a game where they give you heaps of elements (solids like wood and iron, liquids like water and lava, explosives like C4, TNT, fireworks, etc) and they just watch you set them on fire (there is a fire element, by the way). Massive boom!

So that's all I have for now. Buh-bye!

~ayumii

My Tips on Procrastinating

If you're a procrastinator, you'll get this.

Right! How to procrastinate!

• YouTube! I honestly believe YouTube was created for this very purpose. In fact...here is the official music video on procrastinating! Watch lots and lots and lots of YouTube. You'll get sucked into the black hole of YouTube very quickly.
• Video games! These are always a good option for procrastinating. I mean, who doesn't like gaming?!
• Socialising! There is nothing more fascinating than refreshing your Instagram/Facebook/Twitter feed over and over again. My personal preference is Skype, because spam. TROLOLOLOLOL
• Eating! Homework too much for you? Eat! The messier, the better, because then you'll be completely focused on trying not to drip food juice everywhere. 
• Musical instrument! It's pretty fun shoving a trumpet into someone's face and blowing as hard as you...alright, don't do this one. Safety hazards.
• Blogging! Believe it or not, this can also be used as an excuse. 

Mum: Why aren't you doing your homework?!?!?!

Me: I was blogging, sir.

Mum: Oh, that's alright. 

          This is literally what happens.

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So, those are my tips on how to procrastinate. If you can add to the list, go for it. 

~ayumii

The Defensive Curl/Ball

Hi guys. Just taking a break from writing a cheat sheet. NO, I SWEAR I'M NOT CHEATING! This is actually a legit thing for maths tests. Thank god. They are also called summary sheets, and it's basically where you just write down all the formulas and stuff that will help you during the maths test.

Today I shall teach you an awesome move called the 'Defensive Curl'! You may also call it the 'Defensive Ball'. This is an ancient ninja technique that was used thousands of years ago to protect yourself from somebody who was currently invading your space bubble (with a five metre radius) and poking your arm repetitively. Okay, that may just be my emo self. But nonetheless, here are step by step instructions on how to master the art of defensive curling.

1. You must be aware of when to use this miraculous power. Never use it during class time, otherwise your teacher will think you're having a very contained seizure. Only use this as a last resort, when "DON'T TOUCH ME!!!" doesn't work.
2. Start backing into a corner. If you can't then a wall is good too. This gives your enemies less space to attack you. 
3. Suddenly, drop down into a ball, with your head tucked in and your knees clutched to your chest. This needs to be very synchronised. 
4. You will notice that your attacker will have stopped. Stay in this position until you are sure that he/she has stopped laughing at you and has removed himself/herself from your space bubble.
5. Unfurl yourself and calmly go back to what you were doing.

This skill takes about ten years to master completely //cough// actually ten minutes //cough//. I recommend you practice everyday. Good luck! 

~ayumii

'100 Mostly Useless Questions About Me' Challenge! Part 4

Life quote: Money can't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

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Questions 76 - 100!

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1. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? Nah. The more stuff I can hoard, the better.
2. Do you sing in the car? Yeah, but only to annoy my parents. And really off-tune too.
3. What is your favorite breed of dog? Pomeranians. They are so freaking adorable! Look at it! LOOK AT IT.
   
4. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? Yes! Duh.
5. What is your favorite fruit? Mangoes //please don't kill mehh// and frozen blueberries.
6. What is your least favorite fruit? Coconuts...they give me the shivers...
7. What kind of fruit have you never had? You really want a list? You would be here alllll day. But I would say Miracle Fruit. Yes, that is an actual fruit. You may google it if you like. I'm not kidding.
8. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Okay, now this is a tough one. It would either be a lolly shop (because who doesn't like candy?! I mean, come on) or a art supply store.
9. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? Um...Kmart?
10. Are/were you a good student? Yeah, I guess.
11. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? Ooh...nobody. They're all stronger than me lol.
12. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? I wouldn't even choose. I'd be running away from them screaming "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO THIS!"
13. What do you think is your best feature? Hmm...flirting. Are you kidding me? No to the freaking way! It would be more like this...
    
14. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Auto-tuned. I can't sing a single note.
15. If you were to win an Oscar, what kind of movie would it be for? Uh...I'm not that talented.
16. What is your favorite season? Winter. Cause then you get to stay inside.
17. How many members do you have in your immediate family? I forgot.
18. Which of the five senses is most important to you? Taste. What's the whole point in eating when all you taste is soggy cardboard?
19. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Painter. Read above about singing.
20. How many years will/did you end up going to college? I'm not even going into that, thanks.
21. Have you ever had surgery? Say whut now?! No way! I'm fabulous enough already.
22. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Figure skater all the way.
23. What do you like to collect? I used to collect Pokemon cards. But this was at the young age of...um...young.
24. How many collectibles do you have? None. Not including all the free stuff I got from Just Kidding magazines.
25. What one question would you add to this survey? How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavouring?

Abracadbra alakazam! I have completed the challenge! //throws confetti and streamers everywhere// Are there any other challenges that you want me to have a go at? Comment! And follow my blog...please please pretty pretty pleeeease.

~ayumii

NOTIFICATION!

The Followers button is up! It's under the poll (which, by the way, you must vote on because if you don't, I will find you) on the right, so please, please, pretty please follow! Thank you!

~ayumii

'100 Mostly Useless Questions About Me' Challenge! Part 3

Questions 51 - 75!

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Pick-up line of the day (yes, it's back): I lost my number, can I have yours?

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1. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Nope. Nothing exciting ever happens in the car.
2. Do you talk in your sleep? I don't know, actually. Apparently once I said 'unicorns smashed my potato...' in my sleep, so I don't know.
3. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? Shovel snow. Then I'll do the procrastinating thing and start building Olaf.
4. Have you ever played in the rain? I don't know...I can't remember.
5. Did you make mud pies? No, but I did make magical potions. I almost drank it. I was this close to getting hospitalised.
6. Have you ever broken a bone? No.
7. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Of course I would! Then I would keep it.
8. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? I thought they were the same thing...
9. Do you drink pepsi or coke? Both. Although Pepsi will always be wannabe Coke to me.
10. What's your favorite number? 69...PSYCH! 4.
11. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? I'd be a sports car, I guess...
12. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Nope.
13. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Yes! Like, so many times.
14. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? I think regular...
15. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Yeah. Long story.
16. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Simpsons' voices, cause nobody reads the credits, so I wouldn't be recognised. At all.
17. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Lucy Hale. Or Selena Gomez.
18. Do you need corrective lenses? No. But...if I had purple contact lenses then that would be awesome.
19. Would you hang out with / date someone your best friend didn't like? Yeah. They can go suck it. I'm just kidding! I'd come to a consensus with them both.
20. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? Yeah...but I'd ignore them.
21. Have you ever returned a gift? No. That's rude.
22. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? No. That's also rude.
23. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? I don't even know. Kayaking?
24. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? I'll pass.
25. How many pairs of shoes do you own? //starts counting// I have no idea.

~ayumii

'100 Mostly Useless Questions About Me' Challenge! Part 2

Part two! Questions 26 - 50 are answered below.

1. Are you double jointed? No. 
2. If you could be any age, what age would you be? I'd be fourteen forever. Fourteen is a good age.
3. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Nope. But I have got it stuck in someone else's hair.
4. Do you ride roller coasters? Hello?! Who doesn't?!
5. What's your favorite carnival ride? It would definitely be 'The Scissors' and 'The Sky Flyer'. 
6. What is your dream car? One that does all the driving for me, lol.
7. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Tom and Jerry.
8. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? No, and I never want to.
9. If so, would you eat another one? Read above.
10. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Scream. 
11. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Nope. But I really want to ride on top of an ambulance. That would be so fun.
12. Can you pick something up with your toes? Noo...and I don't want to try either.
13. How many remote controls do you have in your house? Like, seven.
14. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? Yeah. And the teacher was all like "Let her sleep, she's had a hard day." No, seriously, I'm not kidding. And this was in, like, grade six. True story.
15. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? None. If the question was about flying the airplane, then that would be a whole different story.
16. How many foreign countries have you visited? Um...I think one. Lol.
17. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? No! I don't want a medal! They do nothing. Except show off how fabulous you are. And that's not really the point of a medal. Now I'm just confusing myself.
18. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Rich and unhappy. At least then I have a chance of making myself happy.
19. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Floatin.
20. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? Kind of. I ask where they're going, and if I can come with them.
21. Have you ever held a Mexican jumping bean? No.
22. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? I reckon Alice in Wonderland. She's lost. I guess I am too, in my own way.
23. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Box of crayon with broken points. At least I could still use them. Like, what would I use an empty ant farm for?
24. Do you prefer light or dark bread? Light. 
25. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Scrambled. The yolk on its own is yucky. 

This challenge is going pretty well. If I had people to tag, I would, but I don't. I have no blogger buddies (yet!).

~ayumii

'100 Mostly Useless Questions About Myself' Challenge!

I went internet surfing and I found this online!

It's '100 Mostly Useless Questions About Myself' that I will try and answer. I've turned this into a challenge, so I'll try and answer all of them by...let's say Wednesday. So 25 questions answered in each post, if I start today. 

Let's go!

1. Are you an innie or an outie? I'm pretty sure I'm an innie.
2. Have you ever written a song? Yes, actually. And I made up about half of it in the shower. And it sucked.
3. Can you make change for a dollar right now? Nope. I'm broke.
4. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? Er...no. Why would I go in there? 
5. Have you ever written a poem? Yep. They're mostly my own version of fairy tales/nursery rhymes. In which the hero usually ends up dying.
6. Do you like catsup/ketchup/tomato sauce on or beside your fries? Beside. 
7. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? I am currently a scout, yeah.
8. Have you ever written a book? Tried to. It was some soppy love story thingy crossed with some fantasy concept that I was obsessed with.
9. Have you ever broken a mirror? Yeah. Once a mirror cracked cause I looked at it. My face is that ugly.
10. Are you superstitious? Ehh...don't really give.
11. What is your biggest pet peeve? When you're working, and the teacher starts looking over your shoulder. 
12. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? Yup. Slurping's my fave. I love slurping. 
13. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? HELL YEAH.
14. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? If I could have both, I'd totally go both.
15. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? WHAT?! NO! Ewwww...
16. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? Who wouldn't wanna do that?!
17. What's the most daring thing you've done? Oh, wow. This is hard. Once I climbed onto the roof, and just hung from the basketball ring for five minutes straight.
18. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Um...I don't think they give me a choice for this one...
19. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. FALSE! Who the heck would choose steak over pizza?!
20. Did you have a baby blanket? Pffft, no.
21. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Yeeep. I put it up in a side ponytail and chopped half of it off.
22. How did that turn out? It actually looked fine, until I tried to put my hair up in pigtails.
23. Have you ever sleepwalked? Yeah, and the next morning I woke up in the washing machine. Don't ask.
24. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? Nah.
25. Can you flip your eye-lids up? I don't think so...//tries to and fails//...yeah, nah.

So there we go! 25 questions answered. Hopefully, I'll get through this challenge.

~ayumii

I'm Officially a Trumpeter

I'm currently on the bus, just so you know. By the time I post this I'll be at home (well, obviously. I mean, I'm on a bus. Free wifi doesn't just come up and slap you in the face while you're on a bus.)

Beside me is my super bulky trumpet and my even more super, bulkier bag. Which is taking up a whole seat on the bus and I feel kind of guilty because there are people who don't have a seat. But hey, a trumpet case on your knee is not comfortable. Neither is a huge bag filled with study material.

Speaking about my trumpet...I am officially a 'trumpeter'. I don't even know if that's a real word. I just made that up. Whoop whoop!

But right now my trumpet sounds like a dying walrus on its period, and my excuse is normally "It's stuck." Kudos to my mum, who puts up with this sound, while also managing to love me at the same time. Which is not easy, I assure you.

If you can play a trumpet perfectly well, without it sounding like roadkill, well then CONGRATULATIONS! You win a cookie, and a unicorn. To be specific, a pink fluffy unicorn that dances on rainbows. So yay.

Now I shall play a few rounds of PFUDOR. Goodbye.

~ayumii

How to Follow My Blog

Somebody has asked me (she shall be referred to as Satan's Devil Child that I have to put up with everyday) "How the hell do you follow this blog? I mean, it has no follow buttons or anything." to which I replied "Not everything is as simple as a button, child." (pffft I sound like such a pedophile) Lol, jks. I just went "Uhm...I'll google it." So I did. And for future reference, here's how you follow my blog.

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  1) Go to Blogger. Make sure you are signed in to your Google account. Or I think it will ask you to sign if you aren't, so you can sign in there.
 2) You will see a section called 'Reading List'. Do what it says, click the add button on the left.
 3) Put my blog URL in. If you don't know what an URL is, (I'm going to assume you're from the caveman days and you've got a stone computer and everything) it basically means my website address. Just copy and paste this into the box:

http://thisblogdoesnotevenexist.blogspot.com.au/

 4) Choose whether you want people to know you're following my blog (and let me see as well), or follow me anonymously. This step is not really that important.
 5) Well done! You have completed Following Blogs 101.

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Now you know how to do it, follow my blog. I like having followers. It gives me a feeling of power and satisfaction. Joking, I'm joking (but you would too if you had a blog as fabulous as mine).

~ayumii

TaxiLP: SUBSCRIBE!

Hey guys! Ayumii here with another YouTube shoutout. This time for one of my other friends, TaxiLP. He's got a pretty wicked channel so go comment, like and subscribe here! Seriously, go do it. Trust me, I'm the Doctor. //straightens bowtie trolololololol//

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Y'all need to check out the poll on the right, at the top of the page. And follow my blog. Like, seriously, it'll be one of the best (worst) decisions in your life. You can make suggestions or what you would like me to post in the comments below. And I'll try and do it.

Sorry for the short post. Something Minecrafty might be coming up soon...and...it's, well...bleugh. You'll see.

~ayumii

Locked Outside

I'm so angry at myself right now ugh. I forgot my keys so I'm locked outside now. Until 5:30!!

Uuuuuuuuugh.

Stupid, stupid, stupid, me.

Of course I'm not going to just sit here for an hour. Pfft, what were you thinking? So, I climbed into the backyard. I'm not going to go into anymore detail, but there is a tree with thorns on it that you have to climb past to get to the backyard. And that was probably a bad move, because now it looks like my legs have committed suicide. Actually, that's an understatement. It looks like my legs have had severe depression for seven years and then committed suicide in the worst way possible.

Sorry my posts are taking so long. Homework and all that. So yep.

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Pick-up line of the day (yes, I had to do this): There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, nevermind, I forgot u r a q t.

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Okay, see y'all.

~ayumii